Showing posts with label Akrapovic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Akrapovic. Show all posts

Sunday, 8 April 2018

Law abiding citizen - almost.

It's been almost 10 years since I've run a motorcycle exhaust with a baffle installed.

My default position is always Akrapovic, drop the catalytic converter and remove the baffle - let her breathe and encourage the braaarp.

Don't ask me why, I don't have a clever enough answer, but for some reason I felt the need to install the baffle in the Akrapovic on the MT09......ummmm - yeah, dunno?

So here goes.

Unfortunately, there is a bit of work required to get to this bolt.


You've got to take the canister off. There is no clearance to get a tool onto the bolt head, and zero chance of inserting the very tightly fitting baffle - and aligning it - whilst mounted to the bike. 

In order to get the can off, the mounting strap and retention springs have to be removed. 


As everyone who has ever fitted an exhaust canister will attest - retention springs are a bastard invention. Herein lies an industrial design opportunity. Engineer a better retention system - I've got some ideas......


All done, what was set out was achieved, baffle installed. Akrapovic muted somewhat. 




Actually, I do have a reason for trying this. 
Installing a baffle can sometimes aid in on/off throttle hesitation and backfire on the overrun. 
I was curious - OK?

A short spurt, a wheelie or two to test ride the now law abiding citizen. 
Hmmmm....nah - don' think I like that. 
.....I'll sleep on it. 

24 hours later. Restored to the state that nature intended. 
In braaarp mode. 
I'll sleep better tonight. 



\BitSar
Who counts sheep in their sleep? Count the braarps.....

Friday, 19 January 2018

ECU Flashing.....sounds legit?

I'd been thinking about having the MT-09 ECU flashed for quite a while.
Considering I run a straight through exhaust system - it was probably the right thing to do.
On paper.

Readership here is pretty cluey - just in case, ECU flashing is basically as follows. My words.

The ECU (engine control unit) is effectively a mix of computer hardware and software (firmware) which controls engine and operating characteristics of the machine.

Sensors provide data to the system which evaluates the input and provides calibrated output - done.

Least of which the ECU, maintains a fuel map - or more importantly - a mapping from throttle position on the grip to throttle-body position, ignition, injector and - in fancy implementations - valve timings. It's all pretty clever.

A common fuel map is represented as a series of compounding variables which determine a resultant.....ok, ok - terms aside.

Output = input (rider on grip) * (sensor input) * (fuel map bias) * (RPM)


The name of the game is to eliminate the oxygen sensor input at low RPM and small throttle openings, remove top end power/speed limitations and get as close to a 1 x input : 1 x output ratio as can be used smoothly and practically in the real world.  That last part is important, in case underline and bold wasn't obvious enough. 

Most internet forum hounds and riding buddies will firmly attest of the benefits of an ECU flash. They're not all wrong - but they're not perfectly right either......here we go.

Don't believe the internet hysteria about burnt valves and exhaust back-pressure if you drop the catalyser and run a full system tuned by a reputable manufacturer. Insert Akrapovic, Remus, Scorpion etc.

Modern bikes are fuel injected with a myriad of control: Advance or retard ignition, anti-knock sensors, throttle position sensors etc.....and back-pressure? No - unless you've chopped the exhaust off at the extractors - or are running an exotic 2-stroke; back-pressure and gas scavenging is not a thing.

If you're buying your exhaust hardware from eBay or "Dan the man" down the road - I suspect - you've got much bigger problems.....just sayin'

I'll preface the following with, the result of the ECU flash is pretty good.
Bottom end is smoother, top end is exceptional - engine running temperature is cooler.
It. Is. Good.

The experience with the workshop - well, that was pretty shit.

First thing that struck me about the owner/operator was indifference. Let's call him Dave.

Unfortunately, my bike is my transport so I didn't have the option of just taking my ECU in.
This was a mistake.

Dave dismissed any semblance of service on arrival - then continued to dismiss any sense of care or attention.

I watched him 'work' on my bike like a hurried, ill-tempered and distracted squirrel - like I'd taken his precious time away from internet porn or hunting for his nuts. 

Once he'd stripped the bike down to get to the ECU he fucked about with an archaic laptop to run the flashing software. To my horror, when the flash commenced - this moron kicked the patch cable out of the device.....soft brick anyone?

This was the point I spoke up.

"Hey mate, you haven't just bricked that have you? You know, considering you're performing a firmware flash"

Ol'mate Dave
"Nah, but I could have"

We got talking some more. I work in IT - let's just leave it there.

This guy's understanding of fundamentals around binary and hexadecimal data - which is essential to his profession as a tuner - was staggeringly poor. He talked about 'his mapping' and Japanese connection as if he was working directly with the ECU incarnation of Satoshi Nakamoto.

Spare me.

At this point I go and pat his dog (lovely thing) and contemplate pushing my bike home.
Frenzied squirrel fucks about putting my bike back together.
I want to cry.

On the ride home the bike actually feels pretty good, smoother throttle, stronger acceleration.
Not a bad result. But something about the workmanship isn't sitting well.

Over the next couple of weeks I notice a few things.

  • The now disabled O2 sensor has been left dangling and unplugged, open to water ingress and debris. Dude - it's disabled - leave it connected and protected. 
  • The pushpins around the tank haven't been replaced correctly (some are longer than others) - basic mechanical hygiene if you ask me.
  • The fairing mount bots have missing washers. 

But then I noticed this....sometimes being OCD and over observant pays off
(only sometimes) 


Those tank breather and vent tubes aren't where they are supposed to be - time to investigate. I'm going in. 


Unlike others - I like to keep organised. 



Ol'mate Dave nutt sack squirrel only forgot to put the fucking breather and vent hoses back on the tank. No biggie. 


No wonder throttle response was feeling choppy with more backfire on the overrun. Tank pressure was unable to vent as the fuel vaporised and the fuel delivery was suffering.....yep - thanks Dave. 

Problem solved - do it yourself. 



That's better. 


Small things can lead to big things - don't ignore them. 

\BitSar

Hunting squirrels......

Thursday, 12 November 2015

The Night Brawler: Episode 1

I needed some release, some catharsis.

SOLUTION:
  • Grab keys
  • Stuff head into lid
  • Throw a leg over

Time to head out for some antics on the 'Night Brawler'

Leaving the 'burbs and pointing the MT09 towards the coast, I make light work of the remaining stragglers on the evening commute. Splitting cagers like a mobile slalom course as they make disappointing progress home. Those poor bastards.


It's the middle of Spring and the evening is glorious.

No wind, high clouds - comfortable air temperature.

I arrive overlooking Port Phillip Bay just before Sunset - a nice display of the final diffused rays of Sun for today.



Across the Bay, the CBD is transitioning into night - bridges and buildings are lighting up, beckoning the MT into the Metropolis.

Following the coast, people and traffic are becoming less frequent, providing an easy excuse to unleash the Akrapovic cannon.

Any tunnel or overpass delivers aural delight.
Braaaaarping ahead into the City.

Entering the bowls of Melbourne CBD, the air changes from cool and refreshing into a muggy malevolence. Heavy.



The 'Night Brawler' gets petulant, making the quietening streets her playground.

I busy myself getting to places you shouldn't get to - taking opportunity without discrimination.





After further reconnaissance for a pending 'Night Brawler: Episode 2' the hum and buzz of the Metro begins to itch - I make my escape.

It's getting late now. Cold and late. I head in the direction of home - back to the suburbs - in a roundabout way. I'm not done yet.



En route, on the outskirts of the city, fortune presents itself.

A blacked-out scene, hard, cold, and industrial. At home aboard the urban assault vehicle of the MT09.





Riding at night is the epitome of motorcycle therapy. Your thoughts are safe in your helmet - like a sanctuary.

\BitSar
..........stay tuned for Episode 2

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Comparo: Yamaha MT09 – Vs – Aprilia Shiver

Let me preface this with.........

I am not a professional motorcyclist, journalist or human-being. 

I am a daily commuter, weekend scratcher, sometimes tourer, ride with the hammer down,  and take my riding seriously.

I'm no track star. But have completed advanced training.

Over time motorcycling has deeply embedded into my life and identity.  
I love my Wife, my Dogs and Bikes – people can piss off. 

Let's begin.............

….....Soooo, I've been asked - “How does the Yam stack up compared to the Ape?”

Here goes. 

Motor/Throttle/Clutch
It's no secret the MT09 has a stonking triple banger. It was the power-plant offered by the Yamaha which made me seriously reconsider the MT09.

The 2015 bike has the updated ECU map straight out of the crate and delivers very predicable throttle application. Yes, there is still hesitation on small throttle openings from fully closed – however it is nowhere near as snatchy as the 2013 I tested a couple of years back.  

Snap the throttle open in first or second and the front will play ball. There is immediacy and torque everywhere and once you ecplipse 5-6K RPM, the Tri-Pot comes over all excited and gets going like a stabbed-rat with vengence. 

It'll pull without hesitation and keep on going. License preservation is an issue. 

Off the line the front is hard to keep on the deck. Luckily smiles are free, otherwise this bike would cost you more than just tickets from the constabulary. 


That said, the Aprilia is no slouch – it's just not intense. The 750 offers an engine character which can only be found in the guise of an Italian V-Twin - visceral, emotive. Strangely, unlike other V's - the Ape likes to be revved - and it needs to be.

Unfortunately it runs out of puff pretty quickly. You can't be as lazy with this motor, it demands to be ridden, in the correct gear, to realise its potential. I like that. Makes you work for the reward. 

Off the bottom, the Ape is lurchy and can surge and hunt the Tacho for stability. This can be remedied somewhat through the addition of a 15T counter-shaft sprocket and an A/F adjuster such as the FatDuc. It cannot be eliminated all together. 


Each bike offers 3 throttle modes which can be switched on the fly. After a while you'll just end up using the most aggressive mode on either bike. It's a nice feature, albeit somewhat unnecessary.

Both bikes have great clutch action and feel with low friction points and minimal travel. 

The Yammy uses a cabled clutch with a non-adjustable lever – the reach is a little far for me and the lever length is quite long. I'm a two finger clutch guy so the stock levers are likely to be swapped out. 

Conversely, the Ape uses a hydraulic clutch – a very nice one – with a light action. The stock levers are adjustable, however the lever thickness (vertical-aspect) is ridiculous – I soon swapped these for Pazzo's and never looked back. 

Results
Yamaha = 9/10 
Aprilia = 6/10

Handling/Brakes/Suspension
We'll get the easy one out of the way first – brakes. 

Both bikes are equipped with non-switchable ABS. Both implementations are good. 

As a commuter ABS is nice to have, especially on those cold, wet and traffic clogged mornings when cagers are particularly unpredictable and moronic. 

Not something to rely on. Not Ever. But nice to have. 

Out in the hills, the ABS does not dilute braking power or performance. 
No problem with the brakes on either bike. If you want or need to stop, you will – no doubt. 
These bikes can and do stop much harder than you'll be prepared for. 

The suspension and handling characteristics is where the Yamaha and Aprilia differ the most. 

Firstly, the Yamaha's suspension is comedy. It's like having pipe-cleaners up front and a pogo-stick in the rear. 

I've dialed it in as much as possible on the stock boingers and for the daily grind, popping wheelies and the urban environment, it's fine, OK, manageable, acceptable? 
Hmmm....up to maybe 8/10 pace and commitment. then it gets a bit wild. 

I've had to adjust the way I ride somewhat and recalibrate my expectations – that's not entirely a bad thing as it required me to learn how to get on with the bike. 

The MT09 will tip in on a knife-edge and can change direction via thought alone, it just demands more work and finesse to keep it compliant. 

Trail-braking is key to get weight over the front when pushing harder. Brake application and release must be deliberate in order to load and unload the suspension as progressively as possible – being severely under-damped this is quite a chore. 

When on pace it gets a little shabby – if you intend on taking this bike to the track you'll need suspension work. For sure. 

The chassis is compact and taught. the seat height is low – you are very much a part of the bike – this is a good thing.


On the contrary, the non-adjustable front end on the Aprilia is pretty damn good for what it is, the rear is planted and when coupled with a longer chassis the Ape is stable when pitched over. 

The Ape takes more effort to tip in and change direction due to its higher centre of gravity and footprint; however once pitched over, it is less squirrely and more predictable. She does push wide getting on the throttle when cornering, requiring you to tuck her in with more inner bar pressure. Trusting she'll stay put. She will. 


I feel I am quicker on the MT09 than I was on the Shiver – however the MT requires me to work harder and demands more technique. 

Getting the Yam to dance is more difficult than the Ape – not a bike for a Greenie/Squid. 

Once I get the suspension sorted – this rating will change (I suspect) dramatically. 

Results 
Yamaha = 6/10
Aprilia = 8/10

Seat/Comfort
I'm not a big guy. 
Not tall, not all that heavy. 
~174 cm @ 68-70kgs




I can easily flat foot either bike – more easily the MT09 as the Shiver has a wider saddle. 

The MT09 seat is on the firm side, however even after a couple of hours on the bike it does not cause me trouble. The Shiver might be slightly more comfortable, but I'd be splitting hairs to call a clear winner on comfort. 

Both bikes have wide bars with a natural reach – no shoulder or wrist pressure. 
All. Very. Comfortable. 

Foot position is slightly more rear-set on the Shiver, the MT09 is very Motard in the configuration of its controls. 

No clear stand-out for this component, both bikes offer a great naked-bike experience. 

Results
Yamaha = Aprilia = 8/10

Dash/Switchgear 
The Yamaha delivers a somewhat Spartan dash and instrument cluster. 
For the most part – it's not bad at all. 

It's a monochrome, black on white affair, with clear indications and read-out. Gear position, speed and RPM are all there and are updated promptly. It's easy to read and doesn't suffer sunlight washout or night dazzle. 

A fuel gauge is included, but you'll need to scroll for temperature – both intake (air) and coolant (engine) which is annoying. 

The real prize though is the ability to alter cylinder mixture using the on-board calibration. Yup, you can update the ECU closed loop setting straight off the bike – damn, that's good. 

The MT09 switchgear and blocks are clearly budget, albeit functional. They don't give the impression they are not up to the job or that they are about to fail, they're just not “considered.”




On the other hand, the Aprilia has a much more sophisticated dash – which is both good and bad. 

The good – constant air and engine temperature readouts, gear position, speed and large analogue Tacho.

The bad – speed and gear position indicators suffer latency between reality and readout. 
The cluster is temperamental, the slightest miss-use in terms of start-up or shut-down sequence will cause it to have conniptions. 
There is no fuel gauge – just a light.
It can fog.

In the Aprilia's defence, the switch-gear and blocks are superior and the tactile experience is more welcoming with better feedback. 




Results
Yamaha = 7/10
Aprilia = 6/10

Presence
Visually, the MT09 is much more minimal than the Shiver. More Skeletal. 
This bike is almost like an “Urban Scrambler” - lean, taught and ready for it. Get some. 
I'm running an Akrapovic raceline system (not shown in this picture), straight through, no catalyser, no baffle and yet she's more Hornet than Howitzer. 


In contrast, the Shiver is muscular, robust – a real looker. More bark than bite. 
She's statuesque, yet diminutive, simultaneously. A moving piece of Art.
The Akrapovic cat-back slip-on is a V-Twin symphony which is a Messerchmitt, not a Mouse. 





Results 
Yamaha 7/10
Aprilia 9/10

Belief/Trust
The mundane daily test must be applied. 
Which one would I trust? 
Which bike do I believe will start on a cold morning and not cost me the price of my first born to maintain?

'Nough said

Results
Yamaha = 9
Aprilia = 6

Totals 
Yamaha = 46
Aprilia = 43 

I must stress I have remained as objective as possible and am not surprised these bikes came out so closely. 

In many ways they are similar in their approach to being motorcycles; in other ways not so similar.

It just so happens the constraints where they are dissimilar they are also somewhat polarised. Opposite.

Thus when it's all said and done – both bikes offer a great package and riding experience. 

/BitSar

…............My brain hurts......so does my heart........

Monday, 3 August 2015

Now with added Akrapovic

Not a lot more to say really.

Akrapovic full system - header pipes straight through, no catalyzer,
Carbon canister. 3 - into - 1. No baffle

All of the above = braaaaaaaaaaarp.





As with all these types of clips - I apply the caveat "doesn't do it justice" - hard surfaces all around, banging compression waves, not a true representation. 

My little buddy Milo was intrigued by all the braaaarping.....Good Dog.  :))

I've had the pipe for a couple of weeks - the bottom end is a more responsive with less hesitation. 
She seems to run cooler and breath better.
Damn - I love this bike.

/BitSar
.....push me? Braaaaarp you....

**Comparo Ape vs. Yam coming soon. 

Sunday, 15 March 2015

Tail-light replacement

During the Touring Twins ride the guys informed me I was down one tail-light.

The Shiver uses a dual-filament lamp with each globe running a 12V and 21V rail.
12V for tail-light, 21V for brake.

Turns out one lamp was blown on both rails, no tail-light, no brake light.

So - time to replace them (both). Yeah, one is still good, but if I'm going in there to replace the blown lamp I might as well freshen them both up eh?



Step 1
Seat comes off and 8 fixings are removed:

2 x 12mm hex bolt
2 x 10mm hex bolt
2 x Phillips screw
2 x 3mm allen bolt





Step 2 
Move the grab-rail assembly and main fuses out of the way to allow access to the tail-light reflector and lens







Step 3
The lamp housing is locked into the reflector and lens via a removable ballast.

One quarter turn to the left and the globes are free.

It is somewhat fiddly getting the ballast out - however it can be done.









Step 4
Globes replaced and tested.
Done and done.



\BitSar

Sunday, 8 February 2015

Touring twins - the (not so) Shiver ride

There had been talk - for quite some time now - to get a bunch of Shivers together for an Italian-Ape blat.

Turns out one local Shiver rider is down with mechanical gremlins and a few others are MIA - no matter, the call went out and a total of 3 Shiver pilots popped up their heads.

A fellow Shiver rider (chillibutton) gathered a crew of 5, 3 x Shivers, 1 x BMW F800S, 1 x Firestorm. The common denominator? Twin cylinder engine configuration:

Italian 750 V-Twin = Braaaaarp
Japanese 996 V-Twin = Rrrrrrraaaarrrgh
Austrian (Rotax) 798 Parallel Twin = I need less fuel stops than all of you! (sorry, couldn't help myself petesul)

So - we were in business.......game on.

We met mid morning in the Eastern hills of Melbourne, quick "G'day" with the obligatory "Nice bike mate," then off - pointing the bikes towards Kinglake.

Traffic was acceptable - a few slow patches, but all in all a great fist leg - a mix of tighter twisties to open sweepers to flowing changes of left/right, left/right - very nice indeed.


The fun continued as we rolled into Beechworth Bakery in Healesville - a standard issue stop for riders.



Quick caffeine and food stop for the riders with a tank top-off for the bikes - sans BMW :)) - before heading towards Yarra Glen. 

Another wonderful route - the BMW pilot has fantastic local knowledge and directed the group through some pearler country side - zero traffic, excellent road condition and composition........absolutely magic!


The Ape - thoughtfully surveying the road travelled and the route ahead 


Along the way we pull over for a photo opportunity - bikes in their natural environment - in the hills, with plenty of black stuff travelled, with plenty more to go.

Ohhhh - I am a sucker for a Firestorm

Twin, twins......I wonder which one is the evil twin?


All in all - a fantastic run gentleman - cracker ride with an, even more, cracker group. Let's not wait so long before we head out again eh?

Oh.......I also managed to scrub away some of my commuter tyre shame........

'Till next time fellas.....

\BitSar 
-- hopefully sooner rather than later. 

Sunday, 14 December 2014

15T - Shakedown

It was recently chain and sprocket replacement time - why not opt for a 15T countershaft sprocket eh? Adding a little more immediacy to acceleration and bringing that punchy torque curve a little lower sounded like a great idea to me.......game on.

Living in Australia severely limits choice in terms of aftermarket parts, especially for a Euro bike. The search began. 

I found one Aussie importer - however they could only source rear sprockets for the Ape. My dealer told me it was hard enough for them to get OEM sprockets, let alone third-party alternatives........bah!

After further looking - and reading about other Ape-ists sourcing parts via a UK seller I was in business. Order placed: 1 x AFAM 15T 525 pitch sprocket on the way


A shameless plug is now required - I am a pretty organised kind'a guy (some say, anal-retentive) - so I placed my order well in advance, giving the sprocket plenty of time to arrive.

Then a month went by.........
Then another 2 weeks........hmmm - time to contact the seller.

I purchased from UK seller biketorqueracing - once contacted, the response was immediate.
Adam from BTR provided parcel tracking details and followed up with me within 24 hours. Looked as though the sprocket was en-route and already within Australia.

Then another week went by........nothing

Got back in contact with Adam - he was willing to swallow the loss and send me another part at no cost. I am astounded. What service.

Turns out when I got home from the office that very day the initial order had finally arrived after being held up with border/custom inspection - good news for both me and Adam.

So! Now time to get this part on the Ape and get going.

As a commuter, the 15T provides a brilliantly smooth bottom end. 1st and 2nd gear slow creeping work is an absolute pleasure, no chugging, very little need to feather the clutch. The transition from closed throttle to small roll on when filtering in tight places is significantly better.

When you need to pick up and get your butt out of trouble the acceleration difference is noticeable - albeit manageable.

Commuter approved modification? Check.

But how about the fun stuff.......the weekend blat - when you've got a devil on your shoulder willing you to dance?

Yesterday called for a shakedown blat in the hills - and dance we did. The Ape: 'Au naturel'


On the fast open sweepers - being a little higher in the rev range and with the shorter gearing the throttle action/response has improved - very smooth with better feedback.

Powering out of tight twisties in 1st and 2nd gear will now let the front end skip across the top of the black stuff. Snapping open in 1st as the forks unload will loft the front hoop without too much trouble - much easier than stock........that little devil was having fun.......

The only criticism I would report, minor however still valid, would be long hi-way hauls.

I returned from the hills via the freeway and constant, steady-state ~100 - ~120+ kmh speeds is less comfortable - now hovering around 6k rpm......again - MINOR gripe......but it is worth noting.

Weekend scratcher approved modification? Check.

Obviously my speedo is now out - but meh, I rarely look/care what speed is being reported. I know when to be a saint or a devil.......

All in all, the 15T modification is one of, if not the ultimate, cost effective way to make the Ape more responsive, less chuggy off the bottom and hell of a hoot to ride - now even moreso....

Game on.

\BitSar
Devil on his shoulder willing him to dance.



Friday, 21 November 2014

Another "Not Forgotten"

I've been shit.......really shit in getting Blog pieces organised.

Getting married, moving, changing jobs etc.....Bah! No excuse eh!

There is an overnighter coming shortly.
Plus new Tyres (segue to long, long, long term Pilot Road 3 review)
Plus 15T
Plus further "formal" training.

In short......not forgotten - just getting more and more busy......life huh?

Back soon.
\BitSar

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Details, details, details

A lot of people think I'm crazy, as a daily commuter rider, why keep my bike so clean?
Why bother with weekly to fortnightly washes and detailing - it's madness!

Once I explain the why most people understand, then they want to know HOW! How do I keep her showroom shiny?

The Why?
  1. I find it cathartic/relaxing - but mostly I just enjoy spending time tinkering and pampering my Ape.
  2. It forces me to run my hand over every surface of the machine, performing a visual inspection as I go for any problems.
  3. I will notice issues more readily - if last week I cleaned that oily smear and this week it is back then it's time to investigate.
  4. Detailing stands as a reminder to check tyre pressure, chain tension and chain lubrication
  5. I am one OCD, anal retentive sonofabitch about keeping it clean!

Soooooo........once the why is out of the way and people begin to understand things, they want to know how.

The How?
  1. Don't wash her hot! If you must ride to a car-wash, as I do, take the shortest path, early in the morning when it's cool. Don't let her get too hot - if she is - let her cool before washing.
  2. Give her a good wash. Get all of the base grime off. I use a pressure spray. **IMPORTANT** From a distance! With no direct high-pressure water hitting the bike, especially around the instrument cluster, headlight surround, wiring loom or connectors. 
  3. Then detailing begins. I use Plexus - a plastic polish (silicone based) which serves two primary functions.
    1. It impregnates the plastics which conditions them, helping them to remain supple and less prone to cracking and the effects of heat.
    2. It leaves a silicone barrier on all surfaces, both plastics and metals, which helps to keep the bike cleaner for longer by inhibiting things from sticking!
A quick tyre check, chain inspection and lube if necessary and the job's done. Usually all complete by ~8:30 on a Saturday morning - leaving plenty of time to get out and ride.

Before - the poor thing.......dirty Ape


The detailing....Yellow rag for engine parts and dirty stuff, Blue rag for plastics and body work, Pink rag for final buffing and polishing.........(I told you I was OCD)


The results.......a showroom shiny Ape



\BitSar --keeping it clean

Thursday, 28 March 2013

German Validation

So it's upgrade time for a buddy of mine - he's in test pilot mode and I've been along for the ride.

Initially the top of his list was the Street Triple R - sounds familiar - I was convinced after the Kwaka my next bike was going to be a StripleR.

Like me, my buddy decided the StripleR is a very nice motorcycle which handles and goes well, but it lacks soul. Too much pentium processor, not enough "Do it again.....I dare ya!"

So the StripleR was stripped from the list, in the interim he asked if he could take the Shiver for a blat, I said sure - no chance he'll buy anything else now. He loved the Shiv, her agile frame, natural ergos and the way the V-Twin pulls with satisfying torque, not to mention with the Akras she definitely barks! 

The next bike was something quite interesting - I had to ride it myself too, it was a 2013 BMW F800R


What an insipid bike. I didn't realise it was possible to make something which looks the goods go down the road like a bus.

Don't get me wrong - it has some good points: Factory heated handgrips, under tail fuel tank, ABS, touring pack etc - but meh - if the bike doesn't encourage you to ride what's the point?

The parallel Twin 798cc motor is very smooth and linear, but it lacks urgency and punch. There is no surge, no arm pulling power - unlike the Shiver can produce in Sport mode and a quick crack of the throttle - snapping the throttle on the Beemer just made the bike-bus move faster, all in a very agreeable way. Boring....

It did handle well, the brakes were good, instruments were easy to read and the switchgear felt great, but like the StripleR this thing has no character other than a polarising front end; very love/hate.

During the test ride, when I was astride the Beemer, my buddy was re-riding the Ape. We pulled over to swap back and I asked him which he preferred, the grin on his face was an answer enough. The Shiver!

Looks like there will be another Ape on the road soon......

Thanks for the German validation BMW. You make nice things.
But you can't inspire me to ride like an Italian can.....

\BitSar